Sauron's "Evil Overlord" in retrospect list

[Varda]

Sauron, his fortress of Barad-dur wrecked after the unexpected destruction of the One Ring, considers in retrospect. "I have learned. If I ever get a body re-formed..."

Feel free to add your suggestion to his list.

We give thanks to the original, copyrighted Evil Overlord list, while trying to keep ours separate:
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[Varda]

While considering this list, I will not leave what's left of my smidgen of wraithy self where Manwe's wind can blow it apart again.

[Varda]

If I should come back as just an Eye, that eye will not be set on a tower constructed by magic but one built on sound, mundane engineering principles by folk that are loyal to me.